What to do when all hell breaks loose

or

How to act in case of a global thermonuclear war

or

What to do in case of terminal armageddon

PREFERRABLY BEFORE

The key to victory is knowledge. Know what you're dealing with and act upon it. Preferrably sooner than later.

These are a few audio-books on parrotting, this way the content itself won't get indexed by search-engines. hurray.
Before we proceed note that these files may or may not contain explicit content, hidden messages and defamatory content.
Therefore by proceeding to download and listen to these works, you agree to not be offended by it, otherwise... Just bite my shiny metal ass.

Here we go (again)


Know how to prevent armageddon 01 - Conspiracy theorists here
02 - Rational intelligent people here
or (in case it's already too late)
Know (your) religion 01 - Pick a religion
02 - Pray
03 - Beg
04 - US (vs you)
Know me (the author of this guide) 05 - Love, stupid (remorse)
06 - Sanity
07 - Madness
08 - Deja Vu (all over again)
Know the law 09 - The law (for instance on stealing)
Know thine enemy 10 - What jesus thinks of you
11 - The game of life
12 - Who should've be in charge in the first place
Skip-a-few - 14 - Think or don't
Know yourself (mind and soul) 15 - Left-wing, Right-wing, decisions, decisions
16 - The code in the bible
Know me some more (I can't help it, I think I'm important) 17 - Grading and degrading
18 - TV is the root of all evil
19 - (bitter) Sweet Inevitable Irony

The highway


The highway 20 - The meek
21 - The rich (the poor)
22 - The stupid
The truth 23 - First little revelation
24 - Second little revelation
24 - Last little revelation
Some fun for all ages Secret freemason insider tips
Deaf masonry
Think about it
You know
How to break someone's conscience
Evil and stuff Everyone's alone
Everybody obeys
Don't think I don't know
It's not funny at all

Things you shouldn't listen to until you've heard the rest, or you'll get the wrong message, or (in biblical terms) the universe will explode.

Horrible singing, should not really be listened to
Why singing, you ask?
Because I felt like it and this is my webspace
A little tribute to Queens of the Stone Age
A little battle with myself
The secret of Monkey Island
The curse of (Monkey Island)
An 'insight' on the madness that saves
Stuff that tickles fancy and sounds too good to be true Magicians and self-deceit
I'll be back (count on it)
I quite frankly... Don't care
Scuse the degrading
More magick
Know me for real The real revelation
Final thoughts (if they can so be called) 01 - Bored
02 - A tribute (1)
03 - A tribute (2)
04 - A tribute (3)
05 - A tribute (4)
Know that I know you (It's funny because it's true) What you're likely to think
Think far away... Think... Greece
I can't use your soul (because I'm dead)
Reign of terror
Happy slaves
Love, work
Think "passion of the christ 2004" Who would need to hear this to regain control

Now I know you're mad


and I know YOU'RE paranoid... All great men are always a "little" crazy, honey


You worked so hard and achived so little... Tell me (...) what's it feel like to feel this kind of pain... You worked so hard and it mattered so little... So sad...
© *contradiction* is the language of truth