You're probably wondering what all the fuss is about
Hi! I'm AgaVux Dongle Prexton IxDrot. But you may call me AgaVux!
Ever since I first saw a thirteen on a clock, I've been seaching for god
To be exact, I've been searching for the guy that controls the tiniest
movements my body makes, the God of Timing if you will, I call him fred
Well, search no more
Because I've captured the little fellow and put him inside this program I like
to call Godmessage. What the program does is read your input, and then lobs
some words back at you, completely randomly. The exact way it does this is somewhat
of a secret, though, because I'm also desperately poor, so I want to make some money
aswell, I've used this very program to ask whether or not I should do that, and it
replied: "SOFTWARE license plus pay for", and I take that as an approval note from God
Alot of work went into this, and I hope you'll have as much fun using this program
as I did making and testing it, for those of you that are sceptic about wheither or
not God really even exists, well... Give it a shot, but I can't guarantee sceptics
will get as good results as believers...
Godmessage is currently distributed as shareware try before you buy, the only limitation
the shareware version has is that it's slightly slower and a small nagscreen on startup
I believe in a supreme being now!
Godmessage helped me find out about my destiny
Thanks Godmessage! For making my life complete
I'll never masturbate in peace ever again
This AgaVux person must be the greatest person that ever lived!
I never knew God existed until I used this program!
Thanks, AgaVux! For restoring our faith in the Lord in heaven
